The banquet at which the company seated themselves corresponded in magnificence with the splendour of the apartment in which it was served up,but no domestic gave his attendance.Janet alone stood ready to wait upon the company;and,indeed,the board was so well supplied with all that could be desired,that little or no assistance was necessary.The Earl and his lady occupied the upper end of the table,and Varney and Foster sat beneath the salt,as was the custom with inferiors.The latter,overawed perhaps by society to which he was altogether unused,did not utter a single syllable during the repast;while Varney,with great tact and discernment,sustained just so much of the conversation as,without the appearance of intrusion on his part,prevented it from languishing,and maintained the good-humour of the Earl at the highest pitch.This man was indeed highly qualified by nature to discharge the part in which he found himself placed,being discreet and cautious on the one hand,and,on the other,quick,keen-witted,and imaginative;so that even the Countess,prejudiced as she was against him on many accounts,felt and enjoyed his powers of conversation,and was more disposed than she had ever hitherto found herself to join in the praises which the Earl lavished on his favourite.The hour of rest at length arrived,the Earl and Countess retired to their apartment,and all was silent in the castle for the rest of the night.
Early on the ensuing morning,Varney acted as the Earl's chamberlain as well as his master of horse,though the latter was his proper office in that magnificent household,where knights and gentlemen of good descent were well contented to hold such menial situations,as nobles themselves held in that of the sovereign.The duties of each of these charges were familiar to Varney,who,sprung from an ancient but somewhat decayed family,was the Earl's page during his earlier and more obscure fortunes,and,faithful to him in adversity,had afterwards contrived to render himself no less useful to him in his rapid and splendid advance to fortune;thus establishing in him an interest resting both on present and past services,which rendered him an almost indispensable sharer of his confidence.
Help me to do on a plainer riding-suit,Varney,said the Earl,as he laid aside his morning-gown,flowered with silk and lined with sables,and put these chains and fetters there(pointing to the collars of the various Orders which lay on the table)into their place of security--my neck last night was well-nigh broke with the weight of them.I am half of the mind that they shall gall me no more.They are bonds which knaves have invented to fetter fools.How thinkest thou,Varney?Faith,my good lord,said his attendant,I think fetters of gold are like no other fetters--they are ever the weightier the welcomer.For all that,Varney,replied his master,I am well-nigh resolved they shall bind me to the court no longer.What can further service and higher favour give me,beyond the high rank and large estate which I have already secured?What brought my father to the block,but that he could not bound his wishes within right and reason?I have,you know,had mine own ventures and mine own escapes.I am well-nigh resolved to tempt the sea no further,but sit me down in quiet on the shore.And gather cockle-shells,with Dan Cupid to aid you,said Varney.
How mean you by that,Varney?said the Earl somewhat hastily.
Nay,my lord,said Varney,be not angry with me.If your lordship is happy in a lady so rarely lovely that,in order to enjoy her company with somewhat more *******,you are willing to part with all you have hitherto lived for,some of your poor servants may be sufferers;but your bounty hath placed me so high,that I shall ever have enough to maintain a poor gentleman in the rank befitting the high office he has held in your lordship's family.Yet you seem discontented when I propose throwing up a dangerous game,which may end in the ruin of both of us.I,my lord?said Varney;surely I have no cause to regret your lordship's retreat!It will not be Richard Varney who will incur the displeasure of majesty,and the ridicule of the court,when the stateliest fabric that ever was founded upon a prince's favour melts away like a morning frost-work.I would only have you yourself to be assured,my lord,ere you take a step which cannot be retracted,that you consult your fame and happiness in the course you propose.Speak on,then,Varney,said the Earl;I tell thee I have determined nothing,and will weigh all considerations on either side.Well,then,my lord,replied Varney,we will suppose the step taken,the frown frowned,the laugh laughed,and the moan moaned.
You have retired,we will say,to some one of your most distant castles,so far from court that you hear neither the sorrow of your friends nor the glee of your enemies,We will suppose,too,that your successful rival will be satisfied (a thing greatly to be doubted)with abridging and cutting away the branches of the great tree which so long kept the sun from him,and that he does not insist upon tearing you up by the roots.Well;the late prime favourite of England,who wielded her general's staff and controlled her parliaments,is now a rural baron,hunting,hawking,drinking fat ale with country esquires,and mustering his men at the command of the high sheriff--Varney,forbear!said the Earl.
Nay,my lord,you must give me leave to conclude my picture.