"I was ever so long doing it;I thought I wouldn't finish it in time."He saw with terror that she meditated a descent upon him;a kiss was in the air.She moved forward;then,to his extreme relief,the door opened and the elders arriving saved him.
There were Father and Mother,Uncle Samuel and Aunt Amy,all with presents,faces of birthday tolerance and "do-as-you-please-to-day,dear"expressions.
The Rev.Herbert Cole was forty years of age,rector of St.James's,Polchester,during the last ten years,and marked out for greater preferment in the near future.To be a rector at thirty is unusual,but he had great religious gifts,preached an admirable "as-man-to-man"sermon,and did not believe in thinking about more than he could see.He was an excellent father in the abstract sense,but the parish absorbed too much of his time to allow of intimacies with anyone.
Mrs.Cole was the most placid lady in Europe.She had a comfortable figure,but was not stout,here a dimple and there a dimple.Nothing could disturb her.Children,servants,her husband's sermons,district visiting,her Tuesday "at homes,"the butcher,the dean's wife,the wives of the canons,the Polchester climate,bills,clothes,other women's clothes--over all these rocks of peril in the sea of daily life her barque happily floated.Some ill-natured people thought her stupid,but in her younger days she had liked Trollope's novels in the Cornhill,disapproved placidly of "Jane Eyre,"and admired Tennyson,so that she could not be considered unliterary.
She was economical,warm-hearted,loved her children,talked only the gentlest scandal,and was a completely happy woman--all this in the placidest way in the world.Miss Amy Trefusis,her sister,was very different,being thin both in her figure and her emotions.She skirted tempestuously over the surface of things,was the most sentimental of human beings,was often in tears over reminiscences of books or the weather,was deeply religious in a superficial way,and really--although she would have been entirely astonished had you told her so--cared for no one in the world but herself.She was dressed always in dark colours,with the high shoulders of the day,elegant bonnets and little chains that jingled as she moved.In her soul she feared and distrusted children,but she did not know this.
She did know,however,that she feared and distrusted her brother Samuel.
Her brother Samuel was all that the Trefusis family,as a conservative body who believed in tradition,had least reason for understanding.He had been a failure from the first moment of his entry into the Grammar School in Polchester thirty-five years before this story.He had continued a failure at Winchester and at Christ Church,Oxford.He had desired to be a painter;he had broken from the family and gone to study Art in Paris.He had starved and starved,was at death's door,was dragged home,and there suddenly had relapsed into Polchester,lived first on his father,then on his brother-in-law,painted about the town,painted,made cynical remarks about the Polcastrians,painted,made blasphemous remarks about the bishop,the dean and all the canons,painted,and refused to leave his brother-in-law's house.He was a scandal,of course;he was fat,untidy,wore a blue tam-o'-shanter when he was "out,"and sometimes went down Orange Street in carpet slippers.
He was a scandal,but what are you to do if a relative is obstinate and refuses to go?At least make him shave,say the wives of the canons.But no one had ever made Samuel Trefusis do anything that he did not want to do.He was sometimes not shaved for three whole days and nights.At any rate,there he is.It is of no use saying that he does not exist,as many of the Close ladies try to do.And at least he does not paint strange women;he prefers flowers and cows and the Polchester woods,although anything less like cows,flowers and woods,Mrs.Sampson,wife of the Dean,who once had a water-colour in the Academy,says she has never seen.Samuel Trefusis is a failure,and,what is truly awful,he does not mind;nobody buys his pictures and he does not care;and,worst taste of all,he laughs at his relations,although he lives on them.Nothing further need be said.
To Helen,Mary and Jeremy he had always been a fascinating object,although they realised,with that sharp worldly wisdom to be found in all infants of tender years,that he was a failure,a dirty man,and disliked children.He very rarely spoke to them;was once quite wildly enraged when Mary was discovered licking his paints.(It was the paints he seemed anxious about,not in the least the poor little thing's health,as his sister Amy said),and had publicly been heard to say that his brother-in-law had only got the children he deserved.
Nevertheless Jeremy had always been interested in him.He liked his fat round shape,his rough,untidy grey hair,his scarlet slippers,his blue tam-o'-shanter,the smudges of paint sometimes to be discovered on his cheeks,and the jingling noises he made in his pocket with his money.He was certainly more fun than Aunt Amy.
There,then,they all were with their presents and their birthday faces.
"Shall I undo them for you,darling?"of course said Aunt Amy.
Jeremy shook his head (he did not say what he thought of her)and continued to tug at the string.He was given a large pair of scissors.He received (from Father)a silver watch,(from Mother)a paint-box,a dark blue and gold prayer book with a thick squashy leather cover (from Aunt Amy).