书城公版The Angel and the Author
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第42章

There are thousands of folk who believe in Old Moore's Almanac.My difficulty would be not to believe in the old gentleman.I see that for the month of January last he foretold us that the Government would meet with determined and persistent opposition.He warned us that there would be much sickness about, and that rheumatism would discover its old victims.How does he know these things? Is it that the stars really do communicate with him, or does he "feel it in his bones," as the saying is up North?

During February, he mentioned, the weather would be unsettled.He concluded:

"The word Taxation will have a terrible significance for both Government and people this month."Really, it is quite uncanny.In March:

"Theatres will do badly during the month."There seems to be no keeping anything from Old Moore.In April "much dissatisfaction will be expressed among Post Office employees." That sounds probable, on the face of it.In any event, I will answer for our local postman.

In May "a wealthy magnate is going to die." In June there is going to be a fire.In July "Old Moore has reason to fear there will be trouble."I do hope he may be wrong, and yet somehow I feel a conviction that he won't be.Anyhow, one is glad it has been put off till July.

In August "one in high authority will be in danger of demise." In September "zeal" on the part of persons mentioned "will outstrip discretion." In October Old Moore is afraid again.He cannot avoid a haunting suspicion that "Certain people will be victimized by extensive fraudulent proceedings."In November "the public Press will have its columns full of important news." The weather will be "adverse," and "a death will occur in high circles." This makes the second in one year.I am glad I do not belong to the higher circles.

[How does he do it?]

In December Old Moore again foresees trouble, just when I was hoping it was all over."Frauds will come to light, and death will find its victims."And all this information is given to us for a penny.

The palmist examines our hand."You will go a journey," he tells us.

It is marvellous! How could he have known that only the night before we had been discussing the advisability of taking the children to Margate for the holidays?

"There is trouble in store for you," he tells us, regretfully, "but you will get over it." We feel that the future has no secret hidden from him.

We have "presentiments" that people we love, who are climbing mountains, who are fond of ballooning, are in danger.

The sister of a friend of mine who went out to the South African War as a volunteer had three presentiments of his death.He came home safe and sound, but admitted that on three distinct occasions he had been in imminent danger.It seemed to the dear lady a proof of everything she had ever read.

Another friend of mine was waked in the middle of the night by his wife, who insisted that he should dress himself and walk three miles across a moor because she had had a dream that something terrible was happening to a bosom friend of hers.The bosom friend and her husband were rather indignant at being waked at two o'clock in the morning, but their indignation was mild compared with that of the dreamer on learning that nothing was the matter.From that day forward a coldness sprang up between the two families.

I would give much to believe in ghosts.The interest of life would be multiplied by its own square power could we communicate with the myriad dead watching us from their mountain summits.Mr.Zangwill, in a poem that should live, draws for us a pathetic picture of blind children playing in a garden, laughing, romping.All their lives they have lived in darkness; they are content.But, the wonder of it, could their eyes by some miracle be opened!

[Blind Children playing in a World of Darkness.]

May not we be but blind children, suggests the poet, living in a world of darkness--laughing, weeping, loving, dying--knowing nothing of the wonder round us?

The ghosts about us, with their god-like faces, it might be good to look at them.

But these poor, pale-faced spooks, these dull-witted, table-thumping spirits: it would be sad to think that of such was the kingdom of the Dead.