Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a bird.
Psychiatrist: How long has fhis been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
我认为自己是一只鸟
精神病医生：你怎么了？
病人：我觉得自己是一只鸟。
精神病医生：这种情况有多久了？
病人：从我是一只蛋开始！
