A burglar breaks into a house.He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.Then he hears a voice“JESUS is watching you.”
He looks around with his flashlight wandering“What The HELL Is That？”He spots some money on a table and takes it……Once again he hears a voice“JESUS is watching you.”
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice comes from.He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it！He goes over and asks：“Is that your voice？”
It says：“YES.”
He then says：“What's your name？”
It says：“MOSES.”
The burglar says：“What kind of person will name his bird Moses？”
The parrot replies：“THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS RottweilerJESUS.”
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机，他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”
他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什么人在说话？”这时，他看到桌子上有些钱，他又拿了。那声音又来了：“耶稣正在看着你。”
他躲到一个角落，想找出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉，于是他问鹦鹉：“是你在说话吗？”鹦鹉承认了。
小贼说：“你叫什么名字？”
“摩西”。
小贼说：“什么人给鸟取这种名字？”
鹦鹉回答：“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。”
1.flashlight n.手电筒；闪光灯
E.g.We need to bring a flashlight.
我们需要创 一个手电筒。
2.spot n.斑点；地点vt.认出；弄脏；用灯光照射vi.沾上污渍；满是斑点
adj.现场的；现货买卖的adv.恰好；准确地
E.g.to spot a hiding car找到一辆藏起的卧车
1.break into闯入；破门而入
E.g.The thieves broke into the bank and stole the safe.
盗贼非法强行闯入银行偷了保险箱。
2.once again 再一次