Donald Trump and his two friends are talking at a bar.His first friend says，“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.”
His second friend says，“I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.”
Donald Trump says，“I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”Both of his friends look at him with utter disbelief.“No，I'm serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
唐纳德·特朗普与他的两个朋友在酒吧聊天。第一个朋友说：“我觉得我老婆和一个电工有染。有天我回家，在床底发现了钢丝钳，钳子并不是我的。”
第二个朋友说：“我觉得我老婆和一个水管工有染。有天我回家，在床底发现了一个扳手，扳手也不是我的。”
唐纳德·特朗普说：“我觉得我老婆和一只马有染。”两个朋友满脸狐疑地看着他。“我是说真的，有天我回家，在床底发现了一名骑师。”
1.Donald Trump：美国地产大亨
2.electrician n.电工
3.wire cutter n.钢丝钳
4.plumber n.水管工
5.wrench n.扳手，扳钳
6.utter adj.完全的；彻底的；无条件的
7.disbelief n.怀疑，不信
having an affair with 和……有暧昧关系，与……私通自我测验14：
1.He had a curious way of his classes'lively and interesting.
A.makeB.madeC.******D.having made
2.This room is quite comfortable.
A.living inB.lived inC.to live inD.to live
3.The coffee was too hot to drink.
A.to himB.forC.for himD.for to him
4.He didn't know or stay at home.
A.to goB.if that he should goC.if to goD.whether to go
5.He is always the first one to school.
A.to goB.wentC.goingD.gone
6.It is a pleasure to watch the face of a（n）baby.
A.asleepB.sleepC.sleepingD.slept
7.Who is the girl the teacher's question？
A.answerB.to answerC.answeringD.answered
8.They keep on us letters.
A.to sendB.sendC.sendingD.sent
9.I made him what I had told him.
A.repeatingB.that he repeatedC.repeatD.to repeat
10.A secretary's job isn't always easy.
A.of to doB.for doingC.or doingD.to do
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