"And it's this gentleman's servant, I suppose," interrupted the old lady, "who has been skulking about my house, and endeavouring to entrap my servants to conspire against their mistress.Martin!""Well?" said the surly man, coming forward.
"Is that the young man you saw in the lane, whom you told me about, this morning?"Mr.Martin, who, as it has already appeared, was a man of few words, looked at Sam Weller, nodded his head, and growled forth, "That's the man!"Mr.Weller, who was never proud, gave a smile of friendly recognition as his eyes encountered those of the surly groom, and admitted, in courteous terms, that he had "knowed him afore.""And this is the faithful creature," exclaimed Mr.Ben Allen, "whom I had nearly suffocated! Mr.Pickwick, how dare you allow your fellow to be employed in the abduction of my sister? I demand that you explain this matter, sir.""Explain it, sir!" cried Bob Sawyer, fiercely.
"It's a conspiracy," said Ben Allen.
"A regular plant," added Mr.Bob Sawyer.
"A disgraceful imposition," observed the old lady.
"Nothing but a do," remarked Martin.
"Pray hear me," urged Mr.Pickwick, as Mr.Ben Allen fell into a chair that patients were bled in, and gave way to his pocket-handkerchief."Ihave rendered no assistance in this matter, beyond that of being present at one interview between the young people, which I could not prevent, and from which I conceived my presence would remove any slight colouring of impropriety that it might otherwise have had; this is the whole share Ihave taken in the transaction, and I had no suspicion that an immediate marriage was even contemplated.Though, mind," added Mr.Pickwick, hastily checking himself, "mind, I do not say I should have prevented it, if I had known that it was intended.""You hear that, all of you; you hear that?" said Mr.Benjamin Allen.
"I hope they do," mildly observed Mr.Pickwick, looking round, "and,"added that gentleman: his colour mounting as he spoke: "I hope they hear this, sir, also.That from what has been stated to me, sir, I assert that you were by no means justified in attempting to force your sister's inclinations as you did, and that you should rather have endeavoured by your kindness and forbearance to have supplied the place of other nearer relations whom she has never known, from a child.As regards my young friend, I must beg to add, that in every point of worldly advantage, he is, at least, on an equal footing with yourself, if not on a much better one, and that unless I hear this question discussed with becoming temper and moderation, I decline hearing any more said upon the subject.""I wish to make a wery few remarks in addition to wot has been put forard by the honorable gen'l'm'n as has jist give over," said Mr.Weller, stepping forth, "wich is this here: a indiwidual in company has called me a feller.""That has nothing whatever to do with the matter, Sam," interposed Mr.
Pickwick."Pray hold your tongue."
"I ain't a goin' to say nothin' on that 'ere pint, sir," replied Sam, "but merely this here.P'raps that gen'l'm'n may think as there wos a priory 'tachment; but there worn't nothin' o' the sort, for the young lady said, in the wery beginnin' o' the keepin' company, that she couldn't abide him.
Nobody's cut him out, and it 'ud ha' been jist the wery same for him if the young lady had never seen Mr.Vinkle.That's wot I wished to say, sir, and I hope I've now made that 'ere gen'l'm'n's mind easy."A short pause followed these consolatory remarks of Mr.Weller.Then Mr.Ben Allen rising from his chair, protested that he would never see Arabella's face again: while Mr.Bob Sawyer, despite Sam's flattering assurance, vowed dreadful vengeance on the happy bridegroom.
But, just when matters were at their height, and threatening to remain so, Mr.Pickwick found a powerful assistant in the old lady, who, evidently much struck by the mode in which he had advocated her niece's cause, ventured to approach Mr.Benjamin Allen with a few comforting reflections, of which the chief were, that after all, perhaps, it was well it was no worse; the least said the soonest mended, and upon her word she did not know that it was so very bad after all; what was over couldn't be begun, and what couldn't be cured must be endured: with various other assurances of the like novel and strengthening description.To all of these, Mr.Benjamin Allen replied that he meant no disrespect to his aunt, or anybody there, but if it were all the same to them, and they would allow him to have his own way, he would rather have the pleasure of hating his sister till death, and after it.
At length, when this determination had been announced half a hundred times, the old lady suddenly bridling up and looking very majestic, wished to know what she had done that no respect was to be paid to her years or station, and that she should be obliged to beg and pray, in that way, of her own nephew, whom she remembered about five-and-twenty years before he was born, and whom she had known, personally, when he hadn't a tooth in his head? To say nothing of her presence on the first occasion of his having his hair cut, and assistance at numerous other times and ceremonies during his babyhood, of sufficient importance to found a claim upon his affection, obedience, and sympathies, for ever.