The former shows you how things are,and leaves to others to discover when they began to be so.The latter shows you how things were,and leaves their present existence to be examined by others.Hence the former is more useful,the latter more curious.The former receives the thanks of mankind;the latter of that valuable part,the virtuosi.
In explaining,therefore,this mystery of carrying goods and passengers from one place to another,hitherto so profound a secret to the very best of our readers,we shall pursue the historical method,and endeavor to show by what means it is at present performed,referring the more curious inquiry either to some other pen or to some other opportunity.
Now there are two general ways of performing (if God permit)this conveyance,viz.by land and water,both of which have much variety;that by land being performed in different vehicles,such as coaches,caravans,wagons,etc.and that by water in ships,barges,and boats,of various sizes and denominations.But,as all these methods of conveyance are formed on the same principles,they agree so well together,that it is fully sufficient to comprehend them all in the general view,without descending to such minute particulars as would distinguish one method from another.
Common to all of these is one general principle that,as the goods to be conveyed are usually the larger,so they are to be chiefly considered in the conveyance;the owner being indeed little more than an appendage to his trunk,or box,or bale,or at best a small part of his own baggage,very little care is to be taken in stowing or packing them up with convenience to himself;for the conveyance is not of passengers and goods,but of goods and passengers.
Secondly,from this conveyance arises a new kind of relation,or rather of subjection,in the society,by which the passenger becomes bound in allegiance to his conveyer.This allegiance is indeed only temporary and local,but the most absolute during its continuance of any known in Great Britain,and,to say truth,scarce consistent with the liberties of a free people,nor could it be reconciled with them,did it not move downwards;a circumstance universally apprehended to be incompatible to all kinds of slavery;for Aristotle in his Politics hath proved abundantly to my satisfaction that no men are born to be slaves,except barbarians;and these only to such as are not themselves barbarians;and indeed Mr.Montesquieu hath carried it very little farther in the case of the Africans;the real truth being that no man is born to be a slave,unless to him who is able to make him so.
Thirdly,this subjection is absolute,and consists of a perfect resignation both of body and soul to the disposal of another;after which resignation,during a certain time,his subject retains no more power over his own will than an Asiatic slave,or an English wife,by the laws of both countries,and by the customs of one of them.If I should mention the instance of a stage-coachman,many of my readers would recognize the truth of what I have here observed;all,indeed,that ever have been under the dominion of that tyrant,who in this free country is as absolute as a Turkish bashaw.In two particulars only his power is defective;he cannot press you into his service,and if you enter yourself at one place,on condition of being discharged at a certain time at another,he is obliged to perform his agreement,if God permit,but all the intermediate time you are absolutely under his government;he carries you how he will,when he will,and whither he will,provided it be not much out of the road;you have nothing to eat or to drink,but what,and when,and where he pleases.Nay,you cannot sleep unless he pleases you should;for he will order you sometimes out of bed at midnight and hurry you away at a moment's warning:indeed,if you can sleep in his vehicle he cannot prevent it;nay,indeed,to give him his due,this he is ordinarily disposed to encourage:for the earlier he forces yon to rise in the morning,the more time he will give you in the heat of the day,sometimes even six hours at an ale-house,or at their doors,where he always gives you the same indulgence which he allows himself;and for this he is generally very moderate in his demands.I have known a whole bundle of passengers charged no more than half-a-crown for being suffered to remain quiet at an ale-house door for above a whole hour,and that even in the hottest day in summer.But as this kind of tyranny,though it hath escaped our political writers,hath been I think touched by our dramatic,and is more trite among the generality of readers;and as this and all other kinds of such subjection are alike unknown to my friends,I will quit the passengers by land,and treat of those who travel by water;for whatever is said on this subject is applicable to both alike,and we may bring them together as closely as they are brought in the liturgy,when they are recommended to the prayers of all Christian congregations;and (which I have often thought very remarkable)where they are joined with other miserable wretches,such as women in labor,people in sickness,infants just born,prisoners and captives.Goods and passengers are conveyed by water in divers vehicles,the principal of which being a ship,it shall suffice to mention that alone.Here the tyrant doth not derive his title,as the stage-coachman doth,from the vehicle itself in which he stows his goods and passengers,but he is called the captain--a word of such various use and uncertain signification,that it seems very difficult to fix any positive idea to it:if,indeed,there be any general meaning which may comprehend all its different uses,that of the head or chief of any body of men seems to be most capable of this comprehension;for whether they be a company of soldiers,a crew of sailors,or a gang of rogues,he who is at the head of them is always styled the captain.