The particular tyrant whose fortune it was to stow us aboard laid a farther claim to this appellation than the bare command of a vehicle of conveyance.He had been the captain of a privateer,which he chose to call being in the king's service,and thence derived a right of hoisting the military ornament of a cockade over the button of his hat.He likewise wore a sword of no ordinary length by his side,with which he swaggered in his cabin,among the wretches his passengers,whom he had stowed in cupboards on each side.He was a person of a very singular character.He had taken it into his head that he was a gentleman,from those very reasons that proved he was not one;and to show himself a fine gentleman,by a behavior which seemed to insinuate he had never seen one.He was,moreover,a man of gallantry;at the age of seventy he had the finicalness of Sir Courtly Nice,with the roughness of Surly;and,while he was deaf himself,had a voice capable of deafening all others.
Now,as I saw myself in danger by the delays of the captain,who was,in reality,waiting for more freight,and as the wind had been long nested,as it were,in the southwest,where it constantly blew hurricanes,I began with great reason to apprehend that our voyage might be long,and that my belly,which began already to be much extended,would require the water to be let out at a time when no assistance was at hand;though,indeed,the captain comforted me with assurances that he had a pretty young fellow on board who acted as his surgeon,as I found he likewise did as steward,cook,butler,sailor.In short,he had as many offices as Scrub in the play,and went through them all with great dexterity;this of surgeon was,perhaps,the only one in which his skill was somewhat deficient,at least that branch of tapping for the dropsy;for he very ingenuously and modestly confessed he had never seen the operation performed,nor was possessed of that chirurgical instrument with which it is performed.
Friday,June 28.--By way of prevention,therefore,I this day sent for my friend,Mr.Hunter,the great surgeon and anatomist of Covent-garden;and,though my belly was not yet very full and tight,let out ten quarts of water;the young sea-surgeon attended the operation,not as a performer,but as a student.
I was now eased of the greatest apprehension which I had from the length of the passage;and I told the captain I was become indifferent as to the time of his sailing.He expressed much satisfaction in this declaration,and at hearing from me that I found myself,since my tapping,much lighter and better.In this,I believe,he was sincere;for he was,as we shall have occasion to observe more than once,a very good-natured man;and,as he was a very brave one too,I found that the heroic constancy with which I had borne an operation that is attended with scarce any degree of pain had not a little raised me in his esteem.
That he might adhere,therefore,in the most religious and rigorous manner to his word,when he had no longer any temptation from interest to break it,as he had no longer any hopes of more goods or passengers,he ordered his ship to fall down to Gravesend on Sunday morning,and there to wait his arrival.
Sunday,June 30.--Nothing worth notice passed till that morning,when my poor wife,after passing a night in the utmost torments of the toothache,resolved to have it drawn.I despatched therefore a servant into Wapping to bring in haste the best tooth-drawer he could find.He soon found out a female of great eminence in the art;but when he brought her to the boat,at the waterside,they were informed that the ship was gone;for indeed she had set out a few minutes after his quitting her;nor did the pilot,who well knew the errand on which I had sent my servant,think fit to wait a moment for his return,or to give me any notice of his setting out,though I had very patiently attended the delays of the captain four days,after many solemn promises of weighing anchor every one of the three last.
But of all the petty bashaws or turbulent tyrants I ever beheld,this sour-faced pilot was the worst tempered;for,during the time that he had the guidance of the ship,which was till we arrived in the Downs,he complied with no one's desires,nor did he give a civil word,or indeed a civil look,to any on board.
The tooth-drawer,who,as I said before,was one of great eminence among her neighbors,refused to follow the ship;so that my man made himself the best of his way,and with some difficulty came up with us before we were got under full sail;for after that,as we had both wind and tide with us,he would have found it impossible to overtake the ship till she was come to an anchor at Gravesend.
The morning was fair and bright,and we had a passage thither,I think,as pleasant as can be conceived:for,take it with all its advantages,particularly the number of fine ships you are always sure of seeing by the way,there is nothing to equal it in all the rivers of the world.The yards of Deptford and of Woolwich are noble sights,and give us a just idea of the great perfection to which we are arrived in building those floating castles,and the figure which we may always make in Europe among the other maritime powers.That of Woolwich,at least,very strongly imprinted this idea on my mind;for there was now on the stocks there the Royal Anne,supposed to be the largest ship ever built,and which contains ten carriage-guns more than had ever yet equipped a first-rate.